Listen man all I'm saying is if you're gonna run around with your cape around your waist and pants on your head then don't be surprised if all the evidence ends up on someone's camera.
But if you're down an eye, you can't see too well regardless.
[All that just to say—]
So let me help with that. It's my fault if you're injured.
[It's still surreal to him that he aimed for the guy's shoulder and got these results, but there's nothing for it but to make like an anime protagonist and take responsibility...kind of]
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I'm also fine, thanks for asking!!!
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Some things don't need to be documented. Anyone ever tell you that?
Would've been my next order of business, but I know you're not a pushover.
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( no fam it means you have to try it again. who knows what other shenanigans they'll get up to next?)
Ok look. This camera's with me 'cause I document /everything/. Memories get fuzzy, but photos are forever.
1/3
He thinks.
He hopes]
I'd rather people I respect don't see me like that.
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And you're on that list, just to be clear.
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[All that just to say—]
So let me help with that. It's my fault if you're injured.
[It's still surreal to him that he aimed for the guy's shoulder and got these results, but there's nothing for it but to make like an anime protagonist and take responsibility...kind of]