failtography: (I'm upset for all the future generations)
like obama's photographer but Better ([personal profile] failtography) wrote2016-12-11 08:51 pm
sentry: (listen)

[personal profile] sentry 2017-01-08 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what was in that drink, and he doesn't want to know. Definitely never trying that again]

Some things don't need to be documented. Anyone ever tell you that?

Would've been my next order of business, but I know you're not a pushover.
sentry: (mull)

1/3

[personal profile] sentry 2017-01-17 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He's too serious for shenanigans.

He thinks.

He hopes]


I'd rather people I respect don't see me like that.
sentry: (say)

[personal profile] sentry 2017-01-17 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey look he learned to spam, be proud]

And you're on that list, just to be clear.
sentry: (listen)

[personal profile] sentry 2017-01-17 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
But if you're down an eye, you can't see too well regardless.

[All that just to say—]

So let me help with that. It's my fault if you're injured.

[It's still surreal to him that he aimed for the guy's shoulder and got these results, but there's nothing for it but to make like an anime protagonist and take responsibility...kind of]